One husband kept a running tally of how many times he gets to sleep with his wife, and the numbers aren’t looking to him.
Reddit user throwwwwaway29 told the multi-forum Website that her sexually frustrated spouse sent her a spreadsheet of all the times that she shot him down in the last six weeks! The sample runs from June 3 to July 16, give or take a few a days.
The stunned wife, who was leaving town for a trip, shared that she found out about her husband’s lack of satisfaction when he sent the document to her work email! The document even included a column for all of the reasons she said she didn’t want to have sex. Among them were “I’m exhausted,” “I’m still a bit tender from yesterday” (they’d been intimate the night before), and “I might be getting sick.”
“He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days I’m gone,” she wrote. “Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my “excuses”, using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t feel like having sex at that very moment”.