Going to the movies is one of the only experiences that will still give you the same excitement you had when you were a kid. But as an adult, man, are there some things you absolutely cannot stand.

When the theater is empty and someone sits right behind you

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And then when that person puts their feet on the back of your seat

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When THAT parent brings their chirren to the late night movie and they cry the ENTIRE time.

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 When you’re watching a re-release and uberfans recite EVERY. SINGLE. WORD.

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Having to do the pee dance in your chair because you don’t want to miss anything

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People who loudly predict the movie

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The people who come in late to the movies and can’t find a damn seat blocking everyone’s view

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Where’s the leg room??

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Ummm, who can afford this?!

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People who constantly check their phone so the backlight is distracting

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What are other things that make you mad at the movie?

Inspired by reddit.

 

6 thoughts on “10 Things That Piss You Off At The Movies

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    You forgot one:

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  3. Dangerous BlkMan on said:

    How about white people who think that only whites deserve to go to the movies and they get the usher to tell you to be quiet constantly.

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