A Tennessee man found himself in trouble after trying to have sex with an ATM and a picnic table.
Lonnie Hutton was arrested and charged with public intoxication after he allegedly tried to have sex with an ATM at the Boro Bar and Grill. The 49-year-old also attempted to have sex with a picnic table at the bar.
When officers arrived, they found Hutton “nude from the waist down, walking around the bar, thrusting his hips in the air” after his initial attempt with the ATM, WKRN reported.
Officers took Hutton outside and sat him down at a picnic table, at which point he “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.”
Police brought Hutton, who was slurring his words and wobbly on his feet, to Rutherford County Jail and booked him.
We have to know, how drunk do you have to be to try and have sex with a picnic table?
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