But here’s what, with all of the commotion going on in that four minute and 37 second trailer, we need to be clued in on a few things.
1. What music videos are they filming in Stevie J and Joseline’s mansion?
Their mansion looks like every mansion that was used in hip hop and R&B videos from 1996-2007. (RIP music videos, by the way.) (Subquestion: Where is their furniture?)
Okay, it’s cool to move on up like the Jeffersons, but where did this house come from? I know Atlanta has mansions for, like, $200,000 and all, but wasn’t Stevie J just involved in a child support case? Where did he get this money from?
2. So about this sex tape that “leaked” …
Last time I checked, when something gets leaked you don’t have meetings about it. Clearly this wasn’t a leak, and Mimi and her toothy boyfriend are ready to handle more fame and money than they already have. (Sidebar: Mimi, you have a million dollar business. Granted, you’re “the help” as Joseline likes to call you, but you don’t have to do this, boo.) And Mimi looked super excited about it, too, because she was sniggling and giggling with her girls about how she pretty much turns into Sasha Fierce when the “red light” comes on. Okay, Felicia, we believe you.
And did you not think about your daughter? Lawd, we KNOW Stevie J isn’t the best of men, but if the shoe was on the other foot, we’re sure you’d have the same reaction as him.
3. Yung Joc?
Ma’am (because I respect my elders), this is who you’ve chosen to keep you relevant? The same dude who rapped “It’s Goin’ Down” so much, that his career never came back up for air? And you’re getting upset when this rapper is smashing other girls? Don’t you know that when dudes don’t have jobs, they have so much time on their hands they use that to smash other girls? Good day, madam!
2. HAPPY CHILDREN=QUALITY PARENTING. We don't always see eye to eye on everything and that's normal. We're human beings. But we come together and do it right for what's important, the kids. We are not enemies, we are parents. And we are parents 1st. S/O to @monyettashaw for making Mason's bday memorable. S/O to @itscrystalsmith at home taking care of our other lil' Prince. ❤️❤️❤️ THIS IS WHAT CO-PARENTING LOOKS LIKE. #Blessed #Happy #AboveTheDrama #BiggerThanUs
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3. So happy to finally be able to share with you all that I’m the new Global Brand Ambassador for @Revlon! Follow my day on RevlonSnaps. Yay! Choose Love, Everybody! #RevlonXCiara #chooselove #ad
7. Today was not easy..but by the grace of God we all got through it. Words cannot express our gratitude for all of your Prayers, Positive thoughts and Support for us throughout the years. Tommy will be missed but most certainly never forgotten...And PLEASE don't ask "Where's Martin?.." he was there too...just not in this picture. Lol! God bless you all.. #LoveConquersAll #MartinShow
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9. West coast get ready for #RockyHorror. I will be live tweeting again. #letsdothetimewarpagain
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10. #THEKEYS pre order yours now ... Available everywhere #NOV22 #WeTheBest 🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑
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11. We about to ROCK at #KCABlackBall!! All for our life-changing effort to end 🌎 AIDS.
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12. Today's #SNAPJACK is brought to you by @yazzthegreatest 😂😂😂💋💋💋
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13. Damn girl you kinda old to be headed to the Go Go. You coming in at the age they leaving. LMAO
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14. Daddy daycare B-Boxin with @acewellstucker @shopraisingace
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15. #FBF Naviyd & URV "LIL MONSTERS"
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16. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE BIGGEST LEGENDS IN OUR HIPHOP HISTORY! @snoopdogg CONTINUED BLESSING AND LOVE FAMILY!!!!! REAL OG!
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17. Thank you for a beautiful night VSU! Let's do it again! #HOMECOMING
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18. Had a great time this morning with my familia Erica, Griff & Truth!!
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19. Check out my interview on @essence facebook live. #inmyownwords #nycpromo #day2
22. Why me and @coryhardrict got the same pose... and notee... new mouth #naked
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23. When my husband is my personal 'hype-man'! it kills me every time! 💜😂 #WHATNOW #lostfiles📷
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24. Diggy Simmons
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25. Hand full of @jacquieaiche 💙💎💍 @esnail_la 💅🏾
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26. SuperSoulers! You can watch my interview with Carl Lentz live from my Facebook page, tomorrow at 11a ET| 8a PT. #SuperSoulSunday
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27. 💋 .. When the friendship is easy like Sunday morning. ☀️
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28. Sunday mornings are the best........... hugs and cuddles with my angel
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29. #huggar16 #hellohuggars
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30. My gym is everywhere!.. #RnBMoney #TheGeneral 📸: @twelvepastseven
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31. Nothing I would rather be doing... Rocko setting up our movie, Romelō working on a puzzle & Laiyah singing and sharing all she's learning at school... I'm so grateful for the joy they've brought into my life ... Praying for peace , joy & love in the home of EVERY family ♥️ #HeadScarfPJSunday LOL 😂
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