But here’s what, with all of the commotion going on in that four minute and 37 second trailer, we need to be clued in on a few things.
1. What music videos are they filming in Stevie J and Joseline’s mansion?
Their mansion looks like every mansion that was used in hip hop and R&B videos from 1996-2007. (RIP music videos, by the way.) (Subquestion: Where is their furniture?)
Okay, it’s cool to move on up like the Jeffersons, but where did this house come from? I know Atlanta has mansions for, like, $200,000 and all, but wasn’t Stevie J just involved in a child support case? Where did he get this money from?
2. So about this sex tape that “leaked” …
Last time I checked, when something gets leaked you don’t have meetings about it. Clearly this wasn’t a leak, and Mimi and her toothy boyfriend are ready to handle more fame and money than they already have. (Sidebar: Mimi, you have a million dollar business. Granted, you’re “the help” as Joseline likes to call you, but you don’t have to do this, boo.) And Mimi looked super excited about it, too, because she was sniggling and giggling with her girls about how she pretty much turns into Sasha Fierce when the “red light” comes on. Okay, Felicia, we believe you.
And did you not think about your daughter? Lawd, we KNOW Stevie J isn’t the best of men, but if the shoe was on the other foot, we’re sure you’d have the same reaction as him.
3. Yung Joc?
Ma’am (because I respect my elders), this is who you’ve chosen to keep you relevant? The same dude who rapped “It’s Goin’ Down” so much, that his career never came back up for air? And you’re getting upset when this rapper is smashing other girls? Don’t you know that when dudes don’t have jobs, they have so much time on their hands they use that to smash other girls? Good day, madam!
1. Me & the homie @jaleelwhite #RujohnFoundation Happy to be in Jamaica! Good times
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5. Good Morning. Early day in Detroit! Making press rounds for @thebossnetwork's Ladies That Lead Tour. Thank you @traycemadre and @colourbynumbr for my glam.
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6. POWER the best show on TV @djenvy, Queens we so big out here. #EFFENVODKA #FRIGO
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7. They said u lost a step, wasn't explosive as once was, the best days was in the real view, questioned your drive, your leadership, your commitment, you don't have killer instinct, going back home is the worst mistake in your career, he got the coach fired, players traded, won't work between him and Kyrie, Him and Kev won't work, love your teammates to much, there's no way he can deliver a championship in his hometown, etc etc etc.... But guess what THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS #StriveForGreatness #ThisOneIsForTheLand #PutSomeRespeckOnMyName Hahahaha!!! Yes sir
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8. Oooooh weeee this man right here is responsible for at least three of our four babies!! #JOE ❤❤❤🎤 #rnb #king #voicelikebutter #ForPeetesSake
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9. Hanging with my @abcnetwork family! @abcunclebuck tonite y'all check us out ! @anthonyanderson @traceeellisross
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10. My broski ( @sayeedshahidi ) and I are on Top 5 Live on @go90 at 5 (which is super duper close)! Make sure to tune in :) #UncleBuck #Blackish
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11. Lights out💤 #GoodNight
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12. Late nights mornings
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13. Ran into the lovely talented @siedahgarrett on this brutiful favvuz deh!
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14. #halal #love #thedargans #kattwilliamsSHOW #mashallah when that Jennah piece HIT!! @sweetjennahcollection glasses by @baddieglamaccessories LIZ 😍 @dynamiteko top @dazzledmv and jeans @thevision414 and shoes: @louboutinworld
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15. Big Hair and Optical Illusions #OceanDrive #MiamiLiving #coverparty
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16. MAMA and THE SAVAGES ... ⚓️ #supportyourlocalgirlgang
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17. From the bottom of my ❤️, thank you new followers & old! & hello fellow night owls! #grateful #racheltrue #naturalhair #curlyhair #curlygirl #healthyhair
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18. I feel so grateful because I met these amazing young minds, visiting from Houston TX, during their college tour stop today at #usc.These students are ALL extraordinary and embody academic excellence so I'm humbled to have shared a few moments with them to applaud and celebrate their bright futures ahead! Thank you @EmergeFellows for inviting me to speak and blessing me with your love and attention this afternoon!
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19. Happy Fathers Day Pops. U taught me how to be a man. Lessons of love, hard work & gratefulness. Sorry the fishing didn't stick. LOL. I Love U!
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20. Sky Zone and Ice Cream! Best Fathers Day Ever!! Photo credit @mariahcarey
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21. Look what finally came in the mail 😎 #mtvmovieawards2016 💥+🌽! #straightouttacompton
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22. Claudia Jordan: ....
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23. 'Member that time I almost knocked a bajillion dollar camera off the car? Really? Yeah, me neither! #Greenleaf Episode 2 comin atcha!
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24. Full of love. #birthday #Cabo
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25. Oh hey! Look who just joined Snapchat
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