Comedian Chris Paul gives his hilarious take on today’s hottest stories.
Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick asked the Court of Appeals to release him on bond. And the Court of Appeals said hell no, hell no, hell, nooooo. The Court believes that Kwame is a flight risk? Why? Because in his cell he’s been reading Spanish texting for Dummies.
Yesterday there was a rally held in support of San Diego Mayor Bob Filner. Really? A rally for a guy with 16 counts of sexual harassment? Who MC’d the rally? Isaiah Thomas?
TV legend Dick Van Dyke had to be rescued when his car burst into flames. His Jaguar caught on fire and a good Samaritan pulled Dick out and kept him from burning. How ironic if that hero had been Mr. Marcus.
And last, some sad news, legendary porn star Alicia Tyler was found dead yesterday at the age of 27. Alicia starred in the movies, Chocolate Booty Shakers, Freakaholics, and Black Girls Get Nasty Too, Part II. Alicia Tyler will be missed. And to honor her today all of us brothers will be at half-staff.
