Comedian Chris Paul gives his hilarious take on today’s hot topic:
Chris Brown had a seizure. An ambulance was called after Chris Breezy was feeling like Lil Wheezy, but they’re saying Chris’ distress was due to all the negative energy he received and it caused him to fall out. Apparently when someone is constantly bombarded with hatred and dislike that person becomes completely unable to function. The condition is called Romo Vangina.
Well, well, well, former D.C. Mayor Adrian Fenty is in a romantic relationship with the widow of Apple founder Steve Jobs. Looks like she has jungle fever and Adri has got billionaire bronchitis. Steve Jobs may have created Apple but Adrian Fenty is a Mac.
Usher gets to keep his son. Thanks to a judge ruling in his favor. Usher’s ex Tameka hoped to get custody after the pool accident that landed their son in the hospital. But after the ruling, in a tremendous display of compassion, Usher went and wrapped his arms around Tameka and gave her a big hug. But secret courtroom microphones picked up Usher saying this in Tamika’s ear:
Uh-oh, guess what day it is. Guess what day it is. Tameka got punked day.