Comedian Chris Paul gives his hilarious take on today’s headlines:
Bobby Brown’s daughter may be headed to reality television. According to reports the producers of Celebrity Big Brother are looking to make a spot in that house for Bobby Christina. So then Bobbi Kristina will be doing Big Brother and doing her big brother. Oh, brother!
Robin Thicke says that back in high school his wife, Paula Patton, wouldn’t go to the prom with him, because he’s white and she kept their relationship a secret. Well, I hope Robin isn’t complaining about it because there are worse things he could’ve been than fine ass Paula Patton’s undercover not a brother super snowman side piece. Hey, hey, hey.
Oh, no. Another woman is claiming that she had an affair with Lamar Odom. And this jump off has passed a lie detector test. Poor Khloe. While Kim writes her own story, and Kourtney rises to glory, Khloe’s life has turned into Maury.
Paula Deen has turned down Dancing With the Stars. ABC desperately wanted Paula to join the cast and compete in season 17. But Paula said, no thanks. But there’s still a chance that Paula can still dance on a new show with Riley Cooper and Ann Coulter called Ballroom Bigots.