This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Porn star Mr. Marcus is going to jail. The star of I Love Booty, Orgy Masters and My Girlfriend’s Mother Part III was given thirty days for knowingly giving his female costars syphilis. Mr. Marcus has burned more women than curling irons. And now he’s got to spend thirty days behind bars. But the good news for Mr. Marcus is when it comes to prison rape when your ass is infected your ass is protected.
Good news for Deion Sanders. His German Sheppard, valued at $15,000, has returned home after nine months. A good Samaritan found the dog and brought it back to Deion. And also Deion says that dog was lost for nine months I believe the dog ran away. Yeah, after he saw the way Pilar and her girlfriend whooped on Deion, that dog said, (Scooby Doo voice: Shoot, I ain’t sticking around here and getting my ass whooped!)
The winner of the record $590 million dollar PowerBall Jackpot has finally come forward. It’s 84 year old Gloria MacKenzie from Florida. And she needs to be careful because a lot of men will do whatever it takes to get their hands on that kind of money, even if it means getting a little throat cancer.