This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Great news for Charles Ramsey. The Cleveland kidnap hero just got a shout out from the folks at McDonald’s. Charles told reporters that he was sitting down eating his McDonald’s before he came to the aid of the three women. So McDonald’s tweeted, “Way to go Charles Ramsey. We’ll be in touch.” Y’all know what that means. That McNegro is about to get McPaid. But before he does any McCommercials for McDonald’s, his McAss better get a McHaircut.
The ex-fiancé of Jason Collins has signed a book deal. Carolyn Moos locked down a big money deal to write her memoir on being with an MBA player who is secretly a homosexual. What’s the name of her book? Fifty Shades of Gay? These women always find a way to get paid off these ball players, even when he’s a ball player.
And congratulations to Reggie Bush. The NFL star and his fiancé gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. And Reggie’s been getting well wishes from teammates, fans, as well as other celebrities. Even Ray Jay sent a big teddy bear to congratulate Reggie’s new daughter. But when you squeeze the teddy bear’s stomach it says, “I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it, I hit it first.”