This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Lauryn Hill, better known as the Wesley Snipes of Hip Hop, has signed a new deal that will keep her out of prison. Lauryn signed a $1 million dollar deal with Sony Music to write five songs, and that money will satisfy her tax debt. But please, I hope Lauryn is not writing any more of her negro spiritual, neo petro barbiturate folk music, because I’ll pay her $2 million not to.
The City of Los Angeles as agreed to pay $4.2 million daughter who were accidentally shot back in February when police mistook their vehicle for wanted fugitive Christoper Dorner. It’s amazing that in three months Los Angeles can admit its mistake and pay restitution for it. Meanwhile the Central Park Five have been waiting ten years and New York still won’t do right by them.
It’s official, fired Lakers coach Mike Brown is now back to coaching the first team that fired his ass, the Cleveland Cavaliers. Why would Mike Brown go back to Cleveland after the way Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert abused him. He’s the Rihanna of basketball. But now all the Cavaliers is find a way to find Lebron James to come back. Aha, ha, ha, that sh*t ain’t gonna happen.