D.L. Hughley let it all hang out this morning as he dissed the two male judges on “Dancing with the Stars”. Find out exactly what he had to say about Bruno and Len below.
Plus, don’t miss his hilarious joke about Seal and Heidi Klum!
DL: Good morning, Thomas Joyner. How are you doing, man?
TOM JOYNER: I’m doing good, man. I’m so proud of our listeners, man. They’re keeping you alive on Dancing With The Stars.
DL: Oh, man, and the judges hate that they’re doing it too. They say every time an angel, a kid is a born an angel gets his wings. Well, every time I go on another week Len Goodman of Dancing With The Stars gets another wrinkle.
DL: So I don’t mind.
SYBIL WILKES : Wow.
DL: I’m happy about it, man. It really …
TOM JOYNER: The guy in the middle.
DL: Oh, man. That dude there, man. Your posture is all wrong. Of course you can keep your posture, you were born with a stick up your ass. It was either being a dancer, a ballroom dancer, or a mop. Of course it would be. And Bruno, Bruno looks like Siegfried and Roy without the tiger. Stop it.
SYBIL WILKES : Oh, gosh.
DL: Now I’m dancing, because people would want me to dance, and I love it, so you know, I think that I’m having, this is the first few … (DL’s audio drops)
SYBIL WILKES : DL?
J. ANTHONY BROWN : Them queens took him out
DL: … until, until …
TOM JOYNER: Oh, there he is.
DL: (audio picks up) … until they’ll make you do something else I can’t physically can’t do. But a lot of stuff is going on. Did you know that Heidi Klum saved her maid and her kids, and her nannies and her kids from drowning. She is a heroine. But I want to know is how do you almost drown when your daddy’s name is Seal? (Laughter) How do you almost drown when your daddy is the king of the sea? How does that happen man? (Laugh) So even a black seal can’t swim. It’s horrible that this is happening man, it’s horrible man.
So Tom, I leave, I have two double practices and then I go to Greenville, Mississippi, it’s the Harlow’s Casino. And then Sunday I come in and do it again.
But me and Cheryl are having a good time. The theme this week is the best year of your life. And, you know, this thing with the prom, and I went to five proms, and this prom ended up just like all the other ones. I didn’t get no loving then either. All this money for outfits and still got turned away. It was . But thank you and your listeners, I’m going to keep giving you the shout. I’m having a ball.
SYBIL WILKES : We’re still pulling for you Boogy.
TOM JOYNER: And we’re going to keep ticking those judges off for you, all right?
DL: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep doing it, man. I don’t know if you guys love me or if you’re trying to kill me by death by dancing, but.
TOM JOYNER: Oh, you figured us out?
J. ANTHONY BROWN : Aw.
DL: Right. (Laugh) It’s a secret ploy to destroy me. (Laughter) But what a way go to. I’m having a great time, man. Thank you so much, I appreciate it.
TOM JOYNER: All right, DL.
SYBIL WILKES : Keep going, Boogy, we love you.
DL: All right, man. See you later. Love you guys too.
TOM JOYNER: We’ll be watching on the boat.
DL: Oh, you’re on a boat?
SYBIL WILKES : Yeah, we’re going to watch Monday night on the ship.
TOM JOYNER: We’re going to watch Monday night on the ship.
DL: And then y’all can’t vote from the ship? What’s wrong with y’all? Y’all better, you better, what is wrong with y’all?
TOM JOYNER: There’s only 3,000 of us on the ship. That’s plenty left to vote. You know, we have 8 million.
DL: It’s a margin, I don’t know man, we can lose Alabama. (Laughter)
TOM JOYNER: Three thousand.
DL: I need y’all. All right, man.
TOM JOYNER: Well, we could always text from the ship.
SYBIL WILKES : Yeah, we can text, and Internet. We can go online.
DL: And Facebook. Help me. Help me!
SYBIL WILKES : Tweet.
DL: I’ll see you guys later. Have a good time on the boat.
SYBIL WILKES : See ya.
DL: All right.
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1. Little Legend and Puddy 😍😍😍😍
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2. "You on point Phife?" "all the time,Tip". 💥 #bannedfromnormal
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3. Vegan! The Impossible burger at Crossroads
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4. Lawrence #BeforeandAfterEpisodes 1-4: 184lbs 13% body fatEpisode 8: 196lbs 8% body fat S/O @coachdaveboxing with the works outs and @kildareriordan with the nutrition
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5. Jus haaaanngin out
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6. Meanwhile back at home in Atlanta GA someone mad they not on the 🛳. 😳
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7. No limits... Photo cred: Chris Bridges @ludacris
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8. new new
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9. Apparently my 260lbs is too much for the actual vines in the Hawaiian jungles to hold me without breaking and me falling hundreds of feet. So for safety purposes, I'm forced to swing thru #Jumanjj on wires strong enough to hold 12 adult buffaloes and 1 adult Rock. #OnSet #Jumanji #IronicallyIEatBuffaloDailyForLunch #MoreManThanNatureKnowsWhatToDoWith
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10. hey ma! 🎎#wcw 💙
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11. Surprise visit to our factories!!! #GoodAmerican #USA
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13. Peachy Keen 🔥✨⚡️
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14. If this don't look thankful I don't know what does. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. #UltraBlessed #24kMagic #SweetPotatoFly
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15. Late nights @nbcmarlon with the writers... we in here!!!
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16. There goes my baaaaaaaaabbbbyyyyy #QueenKingMagic!!! We're up to something! Ira BIG!!! Stay out our buisness -
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17. You want to win every game you play but when you come home to these faces... who cares. #ILoveYouGirls best part of my day, everyday!
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18. Steady,steady..... full size jenga.. "I got this one "???? Or do I ?
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19. Cornrows kind of day 😉@dontaysavoy2 you convinced me and I love. ❤️️
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20. #BrotherlyLove #tbt
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22. #basel #TeamLOVE @kingcombs
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23. Just introduced a special screening of @directher 's groundbreaking (must see) documentary @13thfilm with my brother @themichaelealy | @unitedblackout #blackoutblackfriday
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24. Me & Vanessa Williams giving #DuckLips #Pose on the set of #DaytimeDivas @vh1 - Coming Soon to a tv near you. Lol. - My make up done by @makeupsurgeon
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25. This picture just makes me wanna praise the Lord, you hear me!!!!!! Yes Lord brotha #TEDDYCAMPBELL What a #man !!! You are everything right on this picture husband ......... #gorgeous #stylish #classy #strong #masculine #king #sexy #debonair #gentlemenstyle And that #bible in your hand just seals the deal for me (probably cause i know that, that is what helped you become just as amazing as you look😘). While my heart and mind experiences the goodness of God at #church on Sundays, my eyes experiences the goodness of Teddy😍. Amen somebody🙌🏽. "Bless the Lord oh my soul and all that is within me bless his holy name" #myman #myhusband #goodman #blackman #dapperman #godlyman #goodfather #mybestfriend
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26. Yesterday was my mama's 53rd birthday!!!!! Got to celebrate with her all day. If this is what I have to look forward to I can't wait. Looking like a soft bucket a cocoa butter. Yaaaaaaaaaas! 😍😍😍 love you mommy!
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27. "Shout out to @PureAtlanta for getting the family right"....I'm loving this jogger. 😍😍
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28. This pic warms my heart ❤️ #myLogiebeans and aunt aunt umba @itowandabraxton 😘
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29. You will always be my baby😜. #HappyBirthdayReginae #mybaby18
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