Arnold’s getting that old thing back, Kevin Ware is getting his old leg back and Scope had everyone fooled in today’s hilarious “Morning Minute.”
This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Kevin Ware, the Louisville basketball player who suffered the horrendous leg injury on Sunday is already walking on crutches, just a day after having his bone pop out like Fred Willard in a movie theater Kevin Ware is up and about. And as for his Louisville teammates, they also have recovered from breaking their feet off in Duke’s ass.
Pictures have surfaced on the Internet of Arnold Schwarzenegger and his ex-wife Maria Shriver having Easter brunch together. But don’t think for a second they’re getting back together. Uh-uh. Maria will never forgive Arnold the Easter Bunny for being a horny rabbit in hiding his carrot in the maid’s Easter basket and fertilizing her eggs.
Proctor and Gamble fooled millions of people yesterday when as an April Fool’s joke they announced they were now selling bacon flavored Scope mouthwash. And while many people were laughing at this prank all us fat people were like how could you pull such a cruel and mean joke on us like that. How could you get our hopes up and then break our hearts? Don’t ever tease a fat person with bacon, ever!
I’m Chris Paul and this was the Morning Minute.