Chris Paul jokes about Tyler Perry’s latest movie, his huge house and Lil’ Wayne’s illness.
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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Over the weekend I went to Atlanta, hey, along with Huggy Lowdown and Sybil Wilkes to attend the world premiere of Tyler Perry’s new movie “Temptation, Confessions of a Marriage Counselor”, which opens March 29th, and it was awesome. Temptation has more drama than a dinner with Phaedra and Kenya. It has more lies than a John Boehner press conference. And it has more forbidden sex than an episode of Scandal. Thumbs up! And after the premiere we went to an after party at Tyler Perry’s house. Bruh! The only time I’ve ever seen a house that big Mickey Mouse was standing on the roof of it.
Lil Wayne is said to be in stable condition after knocking on death’s door all weekend. Lil Wayne had more seizures and on top of that his stomach had to be pumped three times to get all the sizzurp out of his system. That sizzurp made Wayne go bizerk and left him his hizzurt where nothing wizorked and almost put his ass in the dizzirt.
Lil Wayne’s condition was so serious that celebrity superstars visited him nonstop just in case, from Drake, to Birdman, to NBA superstar Chris Paul. But it Nicki Minaj’s visit that left Lil Wayne in pain. Yep, you try looking at all that booty with a catheter in your manhood. Ouch!
I’m Chris Paul and this was the Morning Minute.
