Find out how Kim Kardashian’s TV show was proven to be fake in court, what the new Pope’s old age will prevent him from doing and more on a blade filled donut.
This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Introducing Pope Francis. When we saw white smoke coming out of the Sistine Chapel yesterday we knew that either Snoop Dogg is performing at the Vatican, or they choose a new Pope. And Pope Francis is from Argentina. And he speaks Spanish. So although he may be the catholic leader of the world he is not welcome in Arizona. And Pope Francis is 76 years old, which is good, because that means he’s too damn old to overpower a child.
Score one for Kris Humphries. In his court case against his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, the producer of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, testified under oath that Kim faked scene after scene on the reality show just to make Kris Humphries look bad. Why would she go through all that trouble. If Kim wanted to make Kris look bad, she just had to show a tape of him on the basketball court.
A couple in Utah were arrested for the scam of planting razor blades inside of donuts. Then they claimed they bought the donuts and cut themselves. The couple remains in jail and the arresting officers remain hospitalized after eating the donuts that they knew had razor blades in them.
I’m Chris Paul and this was the Morning Minute.