Chris Paul jokes with the crew about the shake-up at “The View”, alcohol giving you energy, and Bernard Hopkins’ big win.
This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
There’s a shakeup on The View. The popular daytime talk show is losing two of its anchors. First, Joy Beyhar is retiring because she’s 70. And once your breasts are below the table it’s time to go. And also Elizabeth Hasselbeck is said to be getting fired because audiences are no longer feeling her ultra-conservative stance. Plus producers feel like they can no longer keep Whoopi and Cheri from whipping her ass.
A new study shows that alcohol actually gives your brain a boost. Wow! Who knew that Bobby Brown was a freaking genius.
And congratulations to The Executioner. Forty-eight year old boxing legend Bernard Hopkins became the oldest fighter in history to win a major title belt when he defeated 30 year old Tavoris Cloud Saturday to capture the IBF Light Heavyweight Championship. And the only difference between young Bernard Hopkins and 48 Bernard Hopkins is that the bucket in his corner is now used for him to pee in.
I’m Chris Paul and this was the Morning Minute.
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