In the battle of the booties – Donkey Booty or Stallion Booty — I’m declaring Kenya Moore’s Stallion Booty as my personal favorite.
And c’mon, who really wants to be associated with a donkey booty anyway?
In case you haven’t been paying attention, there’s a fierce booty competition going on with two cast members of “Real Housewives of Atlanta.”
Moore, the shapely former Miss USA, released her much-hyped work out DVD March 5 ahead of her reality television rival, Phaedra Parks, who claims Moore stole her workout video idea and ran down the road with it.
Maybe she did.
In a recent press release, Moore says her “total-body sculpting workout” is called “Kenya Moore: Booty Boot Camp.” It was reportedly originally titled: “Stallion Booty.”
And while Moore is hoping for fast sales, Parks’ workout video, “Donkey Booty”, hasn’t been released yet and, frankly, I’m beginning to wonder if Parks is having trouble getting her video on the shelves.
I must say the “Donkey Booty” concept is puzzling. Let’s start with the definition of “Donkey.”
- a stupid or obstinate person
Just so I’m clear, and I want to get this right, Phaedra Parks wants women to pay good money to proudly associate themselves with a stubborn, rough-looking working animal that’s used mostly to haul supplies?
Donkeys are known for their obstinate behavior, quick tempers and unpredictable attitudes.
How is this attractive? I don’t get it?
And what makes Phaedra think that a donkey booty is appealing to women?
From a personal perspective, I’m not drawn to a woman with a booty that in any way resembles a donkey’s behind.
But Kenya Moore seems like a woman who knows how to stay in shape. Her video offers “three 20-minute workouts that will sculpt your lower body, shrink your waistline, flatten and define your abs, and, most importantly, lift and firm your backside.”
“I’ve had a passion for fitness since I was twelve years old while working out to an aerobics television show several times a week,” Moore said in the press release.
“Since then, fitness and staying active have been a huge part of my life,” she added. “Whether I was competing in Miss USA or trying out for a new acting role, it’s always been important to me to look and feel good and staying red carpet-ready. I’m excited to share my fitness plan with the Booty Boot Camp workout so that everyone can be Gone With The Wind Fabulous!”
The video sells for $16.99.
In the continuing feud over who has the better booty, Parks called Moore a “bootlegger,” but admitted that Moore’s video was first out of the gate even though Parks started her project before Moore.
“I haven’t seen it,” Parks said of Moore’s video. “But there’s enough room for everyone.”
Parks insists that her workout video will be released soon and will focus on women in general and women who are pregnant. “Eating healthy, drinking water and exercising,” Parks told The Huffington Post.
“When you look good,” Parks said, “you feel good.”
As a casual observer of the ongoing booty competition, I’m going with Kenya Moore and her well-toned “Stallion” booty. Why? Because Moore is in great physical shape and her workout video proves that she would obviously win the battle of the booty over Parks and, possibly, anyone else who dared to enter the race.
Take a sneak peek at both videos below.
C’mon ladies, fess up: Do you favor a Donkey Booty or a Stallion Booty? Inquiring brothers want to know.
Donkey Booty trailer:
Booty Boot Camp/Stallion Booty on “Anderson”:
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