Huggy Lowdown announces this week’s “Bama of the Week” but in this case one special celebrity is named “Bama for Life” and after his recent jail sentence it’s not hard to guess who it is.
TOM JOYNER: And now it’s time for the Celebrity Snitch, Huggy Low Down. Huggy!
HUGGY LOWDOWN: What’s the deal, Pickles, is everything kosher?
TOM JOYNER: Yeah, everything’s kosher.
HUGGY LOWDOWN: Tom Joyner.
TOM JOYNER: Huggy Low Down.
HUGGY LOWDOWN: Sybil Wilkes.
SYBIL WILKES: Hi, Hug.
HUGGY LOWDOWN: And Jay Anthony Brown.
J. ANTHONY BROWN: What up, Hug?
HUGGY LOWDOWN: Damn, February was so Kirk Franklin, Black History Month is gone, just like the history of black women J dated. Out of here. It’s a wrap. No Mas Negro Census Bureau. Shiggity. J like the black male version of Taylor Swift. J like his women to be the color of Taylor Swift, and then you get rid of them like Taylor Swift. Ay ya’ll, it’s literally first Friday.
SYBIL WILKES: Yes, it is.
HUGGY LOWDOWN: So let’s March first to these week’s contenders. Hey, real quick, did John know that I got stripped at my comedy show last night at Scandalos.
TOM JOYNER: What?
SYBIL WILKES: What?
HUGGY LOWDOWN: First time in my life, y’all. I was scared to perform afterwards. I tell you, ever since Katt got caught with that gat even the comedians getting the pat.
Contender number one, Jet Editor Mitzi Miller for her comments about our girl Fantasia being illiterate. First Jet used an old photo of Fantasia, then Mitzi Miller proceeded to half ass apologize on Facebook like the was Gone With the Wind fabulous.
Contender number two, the E channel for calling Octavia Spencer, Viola Davis Sunday at the Oscars. Well, they must’ve been off that E themselves. But it could’ve been worse. They could’ve said she was Gabourey Sidibe.
Contender number three, all you gladiators and “Scandaholics” that got stood up by Scandal last night. Damn, people didn’t know what to do. Women was acting like Rerun was like Armageddon or something. They was pissed like the stick on an early pregnancy test. I heard Jacque Reid was on Twitter about to cut her wrist with a spork.
Contender number four, Jermaine Jackson, for legally changing his last name from Jackson, to Jacksun. At first I thought he did it because he don’t love them o’s, but that’s not true because you and your brother got babies by the same nose, you census bureau negros. Joe Jackson needs to give you one of his ass whoopings.
Contender number five, Michael Winans, Jr., one of the Winans family member using his family good gospel name to Ponzi scheme people out of their money. You tried to taint your family good gospel name? It’s always that one family member that shames your family name. I mean just ask Bernard Lewinski about he feel about his daughter, Monica. Making their last name suck.
Bobby [Brown], you’re going to jail now because the census bureau is replacing negro with your name. Getting 55 days for your third DUI? Who knew? Puffy got Ciroc, Dre got the beats, Bobby Brown, the breathalyzer. You ain’t the “Bama of the Week”, you the “Bama for life”.
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This Week’s Celebrity Instagrams (11/26-12/2)
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1. Little Legend and Puddy 😍😍😍😍
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2. "You on point Phife?" "all the time,Tip". 💥 #bannedfromnormal
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3. Vegan! The Impossible burger at Crossroads
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4. Lawrence #BeforeandAfterEpisodes 1-4: 184lbs 13% body fatEpisode 8: 196lbs 8% body fat S/O @coachdaveboxing with the works outs and @kildareriordan with the nutrition
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5. Jus haaaanngin out
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6. Meanwhile back at home in Atlanta GA someone mad they not on the 🛳. 😳
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7. No limits... Photo cred: Chris Bridges @ludacris
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8. new new
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9. Apparently my 260lbs is too much for the actual vines in the Hawaiian jungles to hold me without breaking and me falling hundreds of feet. So for safety purposes, I'm forced to swing thru #Jumanjj on wires strong enough to hold 12 adult buffaloes and 1 adult Rock. #OnSet #Jumanji #IronicallyIEatBuffaloDailyForLunch #MoreManThanNatureKnowsWhatToDoWith
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10. hey ma! 🎎#wcw 💙
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11. Surprise visit to our factories!!! #GoodAmerican #USA
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13. Peachy Keen 🔥✨⚡️
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14. If this don't look thankful I don't know what does. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. #UltraBlessed #24kMagic #SweetPotatoFly
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15. Late nights @nbcmarlon with the writers... we in here!!!
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16. There goes my baaaaaaaaabbbbyyyyy #QueenKingMagic!!! We're up to something! Ira BIG!!! Stay out our buisness -
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17. You want to win every game you play but when you come home to these faces... who cares. #ILoveYouGirls best part of my day, everyday!
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18. Steady,steady..... full size jenga.. "I got this one "???? Or do I ?
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19. Cornrows kind of day 😉@dontaysavoy2 you convinced me and I love. ❤️️
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20. #BrotherlyLove #tbt
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22. #basel #TeamLOVE @kingcombs
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23. Just introduced a special screening of @directher 's groundbreaking (must see) documentary @13thfilm with my brother @themichaelealy | @unitedblackout #blackoutblackfriday
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24. Me & Vanessa Williams giving #DuckLips #Pose on the set of #DaytimeDivas @vh1 - Coming Soon to a tv near you. Lol. - My make up done by @makeupsurgeon
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25. This picture just makes me wanna praise the Lord, you hear me!!!!!! Yes Lord brotha #TEDDYCAMPBELL What a #man !!! You are everything right on this picture husband ......... #gorgeous #stylish #classy #strong #masculine #king #sexy #debonair #gentlemenstyle And that #bible in your hand just seals the deal for me (probably cause i know that, that is what helped you become just as amazing as you look😘). While my heart and mind experiences the goodness of God at #church on Sundays, my eyes experiences the goodness of Teddy😍. Amen somebody🙌🏽. "Bless the Lord oh my soul and all that is within me bless his holy name" #myman #myhusband #goodman #blackman #dapperman #godlyman #goodfather #mybestfriend
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26. Yesterday was my mama's 53rd birthday!!!!! Got to celebrate with her all day. If this is what I have to look forward to I can't wait. Looking like a soft bucket a cocoa butter. Yaaaaaaaaaas! 😍😍😍 love you mommy!
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27. "Shout out to @PureAtlanta for getting the family right"....I'm loving this jogger. 😍😍
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28. This pic warms my heart ❤️ #myLogiebeans and aunt aunt umba @itowandabraxton 😘
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29. You will always be my baby😜. #HappyBirthdayReginae #mybaby18
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30. GC "Gods Child" Red on Red SweatSuit available now at www.MonicaApparel.com ... Take Your Crown wherever you go!! I'm pictured in a Medium... Go to the site now for other options ... cc: @trukernell
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