Huggy Lowdown announces this week’s “Bama of the Week” but in this case one special celebrity is named “Bama for Life” and after his recent jail sentence it’s not hard to guess who it is.
TOM JOYNER: And now it’s time for the Celebrity Snitch, Huggy Low Down. Huggy!
HUGGY LOWDOWN: What’s the deal, Pickles, is everything kosher?
TOM JOYNER: Yeah, everything’s kosher.
HUGGY LOWDOWN: Tom Joyner.
TOM JOYNER: Huggy Low Down.
HUGGY LOWDOWN: Sybil Wilkes.
SYBIL WILKES: Hi, Hug.
HUGGY LOWDOWN: And Jay Anthony Brown.
J. ANTHONY BROWN: What up, Hug?
HUGGY LOWDOWN: Damn, February was so Kirk Franklin, Black History Month is gone, just like the history of black women J dated. Out of here. It’s a wrap. No Mas Negro Census Bureau. Shiggity. J like the black male version of Taylor Swift. J like his women to be the color of Taylor Swift, and then you get rid of them like Taylor Swift. Ay ya’ll, it’s literally first Friday.
SYBIL WILKES: Yes, it is.
HUGGY LOWDOWN: So let’s March first to these week’s contenders. Hey, real quick, did John know that I got stripped at my comedy show last night at Scandalos.
TOM JOYNER: What?
SYBIL WILKES: What?
HUGGY LOWDOWN: First time in my life, y’all. I was scared to perform afterwards. I tell you, ever since Katt got caught with that gat even the comedians getting the pat.
Contender number one, Jet Editor Mitzi Miller for her comments about our girl Fantasia being illiterate. First Jet used an old photo of Fantasia, then Mitzi Miller proceeded to half ass apologize on Facebook like the was Gone With the Wind fabulous.
Contender number two, the E channel for calling Octavia Spencer, Viola Davis Sunday at the Oscars. Well, they must’ve been off that E themselves. But it could’ve been worse. They could’ve said she was Gabourey Sidibe.
Contender number three, all you gladiators and “Scandaholics” that got stood up by Scandal last night. Damn, people didn’t know what to do. Women was acting like Rerun was like Armageddon or something. They was pissed like the stick on an early pregnancy test. I heard Jacque Reid was on Twitter about to cut her wrist with a spork.
Contender number four, Jermaine Jackson, for legally changing his last name from Jackson, to Jacksun. At first I thought he did it because he don’t love them o’s, but that’s not true because you and your brother got babies by the same nose, you census bureau negros. Joe Jackson needs to give you one of his ass whoopings.
Contender number five, Michael Winans, Jr., one of the Winans family member using his family good gospel name to Ponzi scheme people out of their money. You tried to taint your family good gospel name? It’s always that one family member that shames your family name. I mean just ask Bernard Lewinski about he feel about his daughter, Monica. Making their last name suck.
Bobby [Brown], you’re going to jail now because the census bureau is replacing negro with your name. Getting 55 days for your third DUI? Who knew? Puffy got Ciroc, Dre got the beats, Bobby Brown, the breathalyzer. You ain’t the “Bama of the Week”, you the “Bama for life”.
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1. Just a NY girl with BIG dreams....
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2. HAPPY CHILDREN=QUALITY PARENTING. We don't always see eye to eye on everything and that's normal. We're human beings. But we come together and do it right for what's important, the kids. We are not enemies, we are parents. And we are parents 1st. S/O to @monyettashaw for making Mason's bday memorable. S/O to @itscrystalsmith at home taking care of our other lil' Prince. ❤️❤️❤️ THIS IS WHAT CO-PARENTING LOOKS LIKE. #Blessed #Happy #AboveTheDrama #BiggerThanUs
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3. So happy to finally be able to share with you all that I’m the new Global Brand Ambassador for @Revlon! Follow my day on RevlonSnaps. Yay! Choose Love, Everybody! #RevlonXCiara #chooselove #ad
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4. Glam on point!!!@makeupbymotoko & @shaylinjoneshair #easybreezy @lifetimetv #beachesmovie #january2017 😘
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5. ✨True love ✨📸: @jessiemarrerophotography
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7. Today was not easy..but by the grace of God we all got through it. Words cannot express our gratitude for all of your Prayers, Positive thoughts and Support for us throughout the years. Tommy will be missed but most certainly never forgotten...And PLEASE don't ask "Where's Martin?.." he was there too...just not in this picture. Lol! God bless you all.. #LoveConquersAll #MartinShow
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9. West coast get ready for #RockyHorror. I will be live tweeting again. #letsdothetimewarpagain
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10. #THEKEYS pre order yours now ... Available everywhere #NOV22 #WeTheBest 🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑
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11. We about to ROCK at #KCABlackBall!! All for our life-changing effort to end 🌎 AIDS.
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12. Today's #SNAPJACK is brought to you by @yazzthegreatest 😂😂😂💋💋💋
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13. Damn girl you kinda old to be headed to the Go Go. You coming in at the age they leaving. LMAO
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14. Daddy daycare B-Boxin with @acewellstucker @shopraisingace
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15. #FBF Naviyd & URV "LIL MONSTERS"
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16. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE BIGGEST LEGENDS IN OUR HIPHOP HISTORY! @snoopdogg CONTINUED BLESSING AND LOVE FAMILY!!!!! REAL OG!
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17. Thank you for a beautiful night VSU! Let's do it again! #HOMECOMING
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18. Had a great time this morning with my familia Erica, Griff & Truth!!
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19. Check out my interview on @essence facebook live. #inmyownwords #nycpromo #day2
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20. #She💋 #tbt #TheCoveAtTheAtlantis #DawgPawsAndAll
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21. Bae #retailtherapy
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22. Why me and @coryhardrict got the same pose... and notee... new mouth #naked
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23. When my husband is my personal 'hype-man'! it kills me every time! 💜😂 #WHATNOW #lostfiles📷
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24. Diggy Simmons
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25. Hand full of @jacquieaiche 💙💎💍 @esnail_la 💅🏾
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26. SuperSoulers! You can watch my interview with Carl Lentz live from my Facebook page, tomorrow at 11a ET| 8a PT. #SuperSoulSunday
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27. 💋 .. When the friendship is easy like Sunday morning. ☀️
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28. Sunday mornings are the best........... hugs and cuddles with my angel
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29. #huggar16 #hellohuggars
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30. My gym is everywhere!.. #RnBMoney #TheGeneral 📸: @twelvepastseven
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31. Nothing I would rather be doing... Rocko setting up our movie, Romelō working on a puzzle & Laiyah singing and sharing all she's learning at school... I'm so grateful for the joy they've brought into my life ... Praying for peace , joy & love in the home of EVERY family ♥️ #HeadScarfPJSunday LOL 😂
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