Tom and the crew were cracking up this morning over Chris Paul’s “Morning Minute” about Al Roker, Manti Te’o’s “girlfriend”, and Tiger’s alleged new woman. Take a listen and share it with your friends!
Read the full transcript below.
This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Manti Te’o has released some of the voice mails that were left him by the man who pretended to be his online girlfriend. I’m going to play one of those messages right now, and fellas you tell me if this voice would’ve fooled you. [Rough male voice: Hey, Manti. This is your girl Lennay. I’m just laying in bed with nothing on but my bra and panties. I can’t wait for you to take these panties off of me. I promise you you’re gonna go nuts.”
Al Roker is speaking out on mixed weight marriages. He says that his being fat and lazy and his wife being skinny and athletic caused a serious riff in their marriage. But now that he’s lost weight they’re closer than ever. And since he slimmed down for her she started crapping in her pants for him.
Tiger’s got a new boo. Sources say that Tiger Woods is now dating sexy Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn and yes she is white. And I know all you sisters are asking; what does this white skier do for Tiger that a black woman won’t do? The answer, she slaloms.
I’m Chris Paul and this was The Morning Minute.