Halle Berry’s ex will not be hanging around her house anymore and it’s for one reason, find out below.

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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.

The police have concluded that it was Gabriel Aubry who started the fight with Halle Berry’s new boyfriend, Oliver Martinez.  They also concluded that he won’t do that sh*t ever again because he got his ass whooped.

Farewell to the world’s tallest woman, Yao Defen, passed away in China at the age of 39.  And she was seven feet, seven inches tall.  Yao will be missed by her family, friends, and all the short Chinese dudes who used to look up her skirt.

A new study shows that women can tell if a man is cheating just by looking at him.  And fellows if you’re with your lady right now you can look her right in the eye, or you can look away, or you can smile, or you can look serious, it doesn’t matter what you do.  Because to her you look suspicious right now.

Researchers in France have found that French men are producing less sperm than they did 20 years ago.  Numbers show that their counts have decreased by a whopping 32%.  According to one Frenchman, “Ha-ha, ma wee-wee emcashews produce lepetite drip-drip.”

I’m Chris Paul, and this was The Morning Minute.

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