Find out why the Target employee who was slapped by Katt Williams is the one being fired.
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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.

The Target employee who was slapped by Katt Williams has been fired.  If you recall, just a few days ago Target cashier Forrest Liebenberg was talking with Katt Williams, blaow, Katt slapped the dude like Chrissy slapped Kim Bella.  And the cashier says he doesn’t know why he was fired, but I bet management told him we can’t have people thinking that Target employees are some BI’s, take your punk ass to Old Navy.

And speaking of Katt Williams, Katt announced that he has retired from standup comedy.  This announcement came in a formal statement released by his spokesperson, crack.

The media is outraged over new pictures of Chris Brown in Amsterdam smoking marijuana.  C’mon haters, it’s Amsterdam.  That’s what people do in Amsterdam.  That’s why people go to Amsterdam.  It’s like getting mad at him because he went to Disneyworld and then rode the teacups.  It’s the same thing, except the teacups only had you spinning and laughing for sixty seconds.

A man in Cambodia tried to rob a currency exchange, but the robbery was foiled when his toy gun fell apart.  The crook immediately grabbed his Etch-A-Sketch robbery note and his Cabbage Patch henchmen and hauled ass on his pogo stick.  (Boing, boing, boing, boing).

I’m Chris Paul, and this was The Morning Minute.

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