The media is outraged over new pictures of Chris Brown in Amsterdam smoking marijuana. C’mon haters, it’s Amsterdam. That’s what people do in Amsterdam. That’s why people go to Amsterdam. It’s like getting mad at him because he went to Disneyworld and then rode the teacups. It’s the same thing, except the teacups only had you spinning and laughing for sixty seconds.
A man in Cambodia tried to rob a currency exchange, but the robbery was foiled when his toy gun fell apart. The crook immediately grabbed his Etch-A-Sketch robbery note and his Cabbage Patch henchmen and hauled ass on his pogo stick. (Boing, boing, boing, boing).
I’m Chris Paul, and this was The Morning Minute.