Morning Minute: What’s Driving Katt Williams Crazy?

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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.  

Oh, no!  More trouble for troubled comedian Katt Williams.  Katt’s been slapped with a $5 million dollar lawsuit by his female assistant who claims Katt attacked her and punched her causing her serious permanent injuries.  Man, if her claims are true then one can only wonder what would cause Katt Williams to do something like this?  ‘♫Crack cocaine, crack cocaine, crack drives all you negroes insane. ♫’

A pastor in Tampa, Florida named Tammy Robinson was arrested after she moved some homeless families into a couple of abandoned homes.  Good for you, Tampa Sherriff’s Department.  When will people learn that you can’t just follow Jesus Christ and find shelter for homeless people.  Now hopefully the Tampa sheriffs will also go after some of these lowlifes out here who are feeding the poor and these scumbags collecting winter coats.

An inmate in the Oregon State Prison tried to commit suicide, but all he did was shoot his entire jaw off.  But now the inmate wants the state to pay 45 grand for his reconstructive surgery.  I don’t think they’ll pay for his new jaw, and if they do he should wait until he gets out of prison, because for now, when the big dudes approach him in the prison shower he can just hang a sign from his lip that reads “out of service”.

I’m Chris Paul, and this was The Morning Minute.

 

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