Chris Paul has the perfect solution for taming Lebron James' mother. Plus more on a pair of twins named Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.
This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
According to reports out of Miami, Lebron James’s mom has a stank attitude that is wearing thin with the authorities down there. They say that when Gloria James has been intoxicated and disorderly she gets VIP treatment from the cops instead of them locking her drunk ass up. I’m a huge fan of Lebron James so I really hope he can talk to his mom and get her to control her behavior, because the only other option is checking her in to the Dez Bryant Center for unruly mothers.
The election for a Kentucky City council seat is tied at 669 votes. And one of the candidates just found out afterwards that his own wife didn’t vote. Whoa. If she had he’d be on the City Council. This guy is the first politician ever who would’ve been helped by having a mistress.
A woman in Kenya gave birth to twin sons this week and she named one of the Barack Obama and the other Mitt Romney. And how can you tell the twins apart? Well baby Barack has big ears, a warm smile, and he likes to grab diapers and say it’s time for change. Meanwhile baby Mitt is clueless, thinks his mother is his chauffer and he refuses to watch Sesame Street.