This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Racist rock singer Ted Nugent wasted no time expressing his feelings about the reelection of President Obama. Nugent went on Twitter and said, ‘You pimps, whores and welfare brats have a President.’ Okay, Ted Nugent, while you’re busy hating on the President, I’m going to take time out to congratulate you on being voted the BIGGEST REDNECK IN AMERICA!
In other post-election news former NBA star Scotty Pippen says that President Obama is just like Michael Jordan. I don’t know if that’s true, because if Michael Jordan were President, he’d use his authority as Commander in Chief to invade white women, and he’s never pull out.
An Iraqi woman in Phoenix was given a sentence of probation because she padlocked her teenage daughter to the bed just for talking to a boy. Is that how Iraqi parents do it? Wow, what a difference in cultures. As a father with a daughter myself I can saw wholeheartedly I would never, ever padlock my daughter to a pad just for talking to a boy, but I will beat his ass with a baseball bat, because I’m an American father.
I’m Chris Paul, and this was The Morning Minute.