This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Because of Hurricane Sandy the New York City Marathon was cancelled over the weekend leading to the disappointment of thousands of runners including our very own Jackie Reid. Jackie Weed had trained hard for the New York City Marathon and she was sure to finish in excellent time. So I feel sorry for Jackie Reid, but I feel even sorrier for all the brothers who were planning on running behind her for 26 miles starring at her cakes. Poor Huggy.
The Million Puppet March took place in D.C. over the weekend to protest Mitt Romney’s threat of cancelling Sesame Street. Muppets and puppets were everywhere, including later that night in the strip clubs of D.C. where Kermit the Frog, Elmo and Howdy Doody were seen getting lap dances from Miss Piggy and Lamb chop. And Miss Piggy gave Howdy Doody a woody.
A fire house in South Florida is catching hell after it was discovered that firefighters there used toilet paper with President Obama’s face on the sheets. But although city officials are upset I’m sure the President is fine with it. After all he’s been cleaning up ignorant white people’s ass for four years now.
I’m Chris Paul, and this was The Morning Minute.