This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
The NBA season got underway last night with the world champion Miami Heat taking on the Boston Celtics. And as they tipped it off three things were evident: Lebron James is the king. He’s got a championship ring. And his hairline is still receding.
The housing market continues to bounce back with 20 major cities posting strong gains. In Cleveland home prices rose 1%, in Atlanta, 1.7%. And in Detroit it rose 2.27%. So that means that in Detroit the cost of a three bedroom home now goes from $250 to $257.94.
The Octomom is in rehab. Nadia Suleman checked herself into a substance abuse treatment center to help her deal with her addiction to prescription drugs. Now I’m not sure what prescription med she’s strung out on, but after having 14 kids, the Octomom is probably hooked on that prescription drug for large lady parts. It’s called No-snap-at-all.