If you’re looking for cost–friendly costumes, look no further. Chris has some interesting ideas that include hot dogs, tape, a bottle of Hennessy, and handcuffs.
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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Legendary boxing trainer, Emanuel Steward passed away yesterday at age 68. Emanuel Steward trained some of boxing’s all-time greats like Tommy Hearns, Evander Holyfield and Oscar Dela Hoya. Emanuel will forever symbolize the golden age of boxing. And by golden age I mean the time before white boys came in and started whooping brother’s asses.
A beautiful woman in Brazil has auctioned off her virginity. Twenty-year-old Katarina Migliorini went on online auction for several weeks. And she finally sold it to a high bidder from Japan. And how much did her virginity sell for? Seven hundred and eighty thousand dollars. What?!? Seven hundred and eighty thousand? I don’t know about the rest of you fellows but if I’m going to squeeze into something tight for 780 grand it’s going to be a Ferrari Enzo.
The National Retail Federation has released its list of this year’s top selling Halloween costumes. Number one is a witch, number two is a vampire, and number three is the pirate costume. And now I’m releasing my list of the top low budget costumes for broke people. Number one, get a clock and some handcuffs and go as Flava Flav. Number two, get an empty Hennessey bottle and go as Bobby Brown. And number three, you ladies get a hot dog and some duct tape and go as Chaz Bono.