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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
So far there’s no comment from Bobby Brown’s camp after he was locked up for driving under the influence. Police picked up Bobby at 1 a.m. the other night and the cop noticed that Bobby’s breath smelled like he had KC and JoJo in his mouth. So no telling when Bobby will talk to the press, and who knows, maybe when he does he’ll sing about. ‘My heart belongs to Ciroc She’s my only drug.’
Thanks to Mitt Romney saying he would shut down Sesame Street, Big Bird Halloween costumes have completely sold out across the country. I hope every stupid thing Mitt said doesn’t inspire this year’s Halloween costumes or else there’s going to be a whole lot of trick or treaters wearing flip flops riding horses holding bayonets and collecting binders full of candy.
According to a new study the most arousing music to play during sex is the soundtrack to Dirty Dancing. Yep, this study of obviously white lovers said that Dirty Dancing drops the drawers. But regardless of what song is playing during sex every man hears the same song in his head after he finishes. [Rock-a-bye Baby plays/Chris snores.]