Morning Minute: Romney Got his A** Whooped

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  • Chris Paul left the final presidential debate feeling really good about the President's performance, Mitt Romney's job, not so much.

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    This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.  

    Mitt Romney got his ass whooped.

    Superstar power couple Jay-Z and Beyoncé have lost their battle to trademark the name of their daughter Blue Ivy, but depending on which parent Blue Ivy grows up to look like they might as well go ahead and trademark the nicknames Big Booty Blue and Camel Lip BI.

    Mitt Romney really got his ass whooped.

    The world’s tallest man Igor Vovkovinskiy, who’s 7 feet, 8 inches tall, just received a wonderful gift.  Knowing how bad Igor needed shoes someone donated a pair of sneakers to him, size 24.  Yep, it’s a good thing NeNe Leakes wasn’t wearing those Reeboks anymore.

    According to Doctor Brian Clement, fatty foods and dairy products are destroying our sex lives.  He says the best diet for good sex is one with carrot and avocado, and lots and lots of watermelon.  Sounds good.  But ask any sista and she’ll tell you the best thing for him to eat is some …

    And eat it like some watermelon!

    Mitt Romney, the Detroit Lions and the St. Louis Cardinals all got their ass whooped.
     

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