Morning Minute: Jesse Jackson Jr.’s New Meds?

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  • Bi-Polar disorder is no laughing matter, but Chris Paul thinks allegedly being caught in the bar with two different women is Jesse Jackson Jr.

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    This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.  

    People are outraged over the recent behavior of Jesse Jackson, Jr.  Jesse Jr., who just got out of a mental hospital for depression and bipolar disorder has been seen hanging out at a local bar with two different women.  I guess along with Jesse’s prescriptions of Prozac, Xanax and Zoloft he also takes a daily dose of I-be-stroking.

    President Obama is weighing in on the feud between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj.  The President says he wants these two divas to work things out and get together, but he’s not choosing sides, even though a study shows that most democrats support Mariah Carey because her large breasts symbolize leadership at the top.  And most republicans support Nicki Minaj, because they’re just big asses.

    Now in other political news President Obama continues to lead the big 711 coffee cup poll.  Supporters of the President choose a blue cup for their coffee, and Romney supporters choose a red cup.  And the President’s coffee remains in the lead black and strong.  Also at 711 hot dog sales continue to lead taco sales.  Meaning America does in fact support gay marriage.

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