Chris Paul blasts through sixty seconds of the VP debate, the Zumba prostitution ring, and Will Smith's criminal past, who knew?
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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Last night was the Vice Presidential debate and the winner, by a knockout, the Scranton Assassin, Joe Biden. Joe Biden put a foot in Paul Ryan’s behind. And was Paul Ryan thirsty or what? He drank more water last night than Leonardo DiCaprio did at the end of Titanic. I bet he’s still at the urinal.
A Zumba instructor named Alexis Wright was arrested and charged with running a prostitution ring out of her Zumba studio. But I’m saying is her crime really that bad if the fellas having sex with her were losing weight? But I wonder what she charged them? Probably $20 for Zumba and $100 for some woomba.
The latest issue of the National Enquirer has a shocking story about America’s favorite negro Will Smith. They say that back in 1989 good guy Will got arrested and charged with aggravated assault after he had his bodyguard beat a man senseless.‘Now this is a story all about how we knocked some brother’s punk ass out, and the National Enquirer discovered the tale of how I became a prince of a Philadelphia jail.’
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1. Little Legend and Puddy 😍😍😍😍
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2. "You on point Phife?" "all the time,Tip". 💥 #bannedfromnormal
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3. Vegan! The Impossible burger at Crossroads
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4. Lawrence #BeforeandAfterEpisodes 1-4: 184lbs 13% body fatEpisode 8: 196lbs 8% body fat S/O @coachdaveboxing with the works outs and @kildareriordan with the nutrition
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5. Jus haaaanngin out
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6. Meanwhile back at home in Atlanta GA someone mad they not on the 🛳. 😳
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7. No limits... Photo cred: Chris Bridges @ludacris
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8. new new
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9. hey ma! 🎎#wcw 💙
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10. Surprise visit to our factories!!! #GoodAmerican #USA
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12. Peachy Keen 🔥✨⚡️
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13. If this don't look thankful I don't know what does. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. #UltraBlessed #24kMagic #SweetPotatoFly
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14. Late nights @nbcmarlon with the writers... we in here!!!
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15. There goes my baaaaaaaaabbbbyyyyy #QueenKingMagic!!! We're up to something! Ira BIG!!! Stay out our buisness -
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16. You want to win every game you play but when you come home to these faces... who cares. #ILoveYouGirls best part of my day, everyday!
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17. #BrotherlyLove #tbt
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19. #basel #TeamLOVE @kingcombs
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20. Just introduced a special screening of @directher 's groundbreaking (must see) documentary @13thfilm with my brother @themichaelealy | @unitedblackout #blackoutblackfriday
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21. Me & Vanessa Williams giving #DuckLips #Pose on the set of #DaytimeDivas @vh1 - Coming Soon to a tv near you. Lol. - My make up done by @makeupsurgeon
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22. This picture just makes me wanna praise the Lord, you hear me!!!!!! Yes Lord brotha #TEDDYCAMPBELL What a #man !!! You are everything right on this picture husband ......... #gorgeous #stylish #classy #strong #masculine #king #sexy #debonair #gentlemenstyle And that #bible in your hand just seals the deal for me (probably cause i know that, that is what helped you become just as amazing as you look😘). While my heart and mind experiences the goodness of God at #church on Sundays, my eyes experiences the goodness of Teddy😍. Amen somebody🙌🏽. "Bless the Lord oh my soul and all that is within me bless his holy name" #myman #myhusband #goodman #blackman #dapperman #godlyman #goodfather #mybestfriend
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23. Yesterday was my mama's 53rd birthday!!!!! Got to celebrate with her all day. If this is what I have to look forward to I can't wait. Looking like a soft bucket a cocoa butter. Yaaaaaaaaaas! 😍😍😍 love you mommy!
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24. "Shout out to @PureAtlanta for getting the family right"....I'm loving this jogger. 😍😍
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25. This pic warms my heart ❤️ #myLogiebeans and aunt aunt umba @itowandabraxton 😘
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26. You will always be my baby😜. #HappyBirthdayReginae #mybaby18
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27. GC "Gods Child" Red on Red SweatSuit available now at www.MonicaApparel.com ... Take Your Crown wherever you go!! I'm pictured in a Medium... Go to the site now for other options ... cc: @trukernell
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