Chris Paul blasts through 60 seconds of Shaquille O'Neal's "beef" with current Lakers' center Dwight Howard, the first male model on "The Price is Right," and Jimmie "JJ" Walker bashing President Barack Obama; joking, "nobody kisses asses that are white more than Kid Dyn-o-mite."
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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Old Laker Center Shaquille O’Neal is beefing with new Laker Center, Dwight Howard. Shaq says that Dwight is not one of the NBA’s greatest Centers and that Dwight is a copycat for calling himself Superman. So the question is; how can they determine which one of these big Negroes is the real Superman? I know, let them both sleep with the same groupie, then she’ll determine which one of them is Superman and which one is the Flash.
The Price Is Right has hired its first ever male model. His name is Rob Wilson and he’ll be posing and profiling next to refrigerators and dinette sets. Now if Rob Wilson is straight then it’s going to be a lot of fun working with those beautiful spokes models. And if he’s gay well, all I can I can say is, Rob Wilson, c’mon out! Damn, I just noticed, that Price Is Right music is gay. Da-da-da-daaaaaa.
Jimmy “JJ” Walker was on Bill O’Reilly’s show, and JJ was doing exactly what O’Reilly and the Fox news people want. He blasted President Obama and said the President doesn’t deserve to be re-elected. Yeah, so let it be known, nobody kisses asses that are white more than kid Dyn-o-mite!
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This Week’s Celebrity Instagrams (6/18-6/24)
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1. Me & the homie @jaleelwhite #RujohnFoundation Happy to be in Jamaica! Good times
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5. Good Morning. Early day in Detroit! Making press rounds for @thebossnetwork's Ladies That Lead Tour. Thank you @traycemadre and @colourbynumbr for my glam.
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6. POWER the best show on TV @djenvy, Queens we so big out here. #EFFENVODKA #FRIGO
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7. They said u lost a step, wasn't explosive as once was, the best days was in the real view, questioned your drive, your leadership, your commitment, you don't have killer instinct, going back home is the worst mistake in your career, he got the coach fired, players traded, won't work between him and Kyrie, Him and Kev won't work, love your teammates to much, there's no way he can deliver a championship in his hometown, etc etc etc.... But guess what THATS NONE OF MY BUSINESS #StriveForGreatness #ThisOneIsForTheLand #PutSomeRespeckOnMyName Hahahaha!!! Yes sir
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8. Oooooh weeee this man right here is responsible for at least three of our four babies!! #JOE ❤❤❤🎤 #rnb #king #voicelikebutter #ForPeetesSake
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9. Hanging with my @abcnetwork family! @abcunclebuck tonite y'all check us out ! @anthonyanderson @traceeellisross
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10. My broski ( @sayeedshahidi ) and I are on Top 5 Live on @go90 at 5 (which is super duper close)! Make sure to tune in :) #UncleBuck #Blackish
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11. Lights out💤 #GoodNight
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12. Late nights mornings
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13. Ran into the lovely talented @siedahgarrett on this brutiful favvuz deh!
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14. #halal #love #thedargans #kattwilliamsSHOW #mashallah when that Jennah piece HIT!! @sweetjennahcollection glasses by @baddieglamaccessories LIZ 😍 @dynamiteko top @dazzledmv and jeans @thevision414 and shoes: @louboutinworld
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15. Big Hair and Optical Illusions #OceanDrive #MiamiLiving #coverparty
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16. MAMA and THE SAVAGES ... ⚓️ #supportyourlocalgirlgang
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17. From the bottom of my ❤️, thank you new followers & old! & hello fellow night owls! #grateful #racheltrue #naturalhair #curlyhair #curlygirl #healthyhair
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18. I feel so grateful because I met these amazing young minds, visiting from Houston TX, during their college tour stop today at #usc.These students are ALL extraordinary and embody academic excellence so I'm humbled to have shared a few moments with them to applaud and celebrate their bright futures ahead! Thank you @EmergeFellows for inviting me to speak and blessing me with your love and attention this afternoon!
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19. Happy Fathers Day Pops. U taught me how to be a man. Lessons of love, hard work & gratefulness. Sorry the fishing didn't stick. LOL. I Love U!
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20. Sky Zone and Ice Cream! Best Fathers Day Ever!! Photo credit @mariahcarey
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21. Look what finally came in the mail 😎 #mtvmovieawards2016 💥+🌽! #straightouttacompton
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22. Claudia Jordan: ....
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23. 'Member that time I almost knocked a bajillion dollar camera off the car? Really? Yeah, me neither! #Greenleaf Episode 2 comin atcha!
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24. Full of love. #birthday #Cabo
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25. Oh hey! Look who just joined Snapchat
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