This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
On Monday night football in front of an estimated audience of 59 billion people worldwide the Dallas Cowboys got blasted by the Chicago Bears 34 to 18. And Dallas quarterback Tony Romo threw five interceptions. Romo turned it over more times than Elton John on his honeymoon.
Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant dropped more balls than old age.
The Bears hadn’t intercepted that many passes since Rex Grossman’s last practice in 2008.
Tony Romo sucked so hard last night he might get his own chapter in Monica Lewinsky’s new book.
The last time somebody got their ass beat this bad in Dallas, Dez Bryant ended up in handcuffs.
Tony Romo blamed the five interceptions on his arm being tired from spending all day thinking about that new Victoria’s Secret store.
President Obama has officially declared today to be National Cowboys Fan Keep Your Ass Off Facebook Day. And Twitter.
Okay, I’m done. But before I go I’m gonna do my dance – “Teach me how to Romo. Teach me, teach me how to Romo. Teach me how to Romo, teach me, teach me how to Romo.” – Every week he's choking, Every, Every Week he's choking. Even Chaz Bono is more of a man than Tony Romo.’ “Teach me how to Romo. Teach me, teach me how to Romo. Teach me how to Romo, teach me, teach me how to Romo.” – ‘Every Week he's choking, Every, Every Week he's choking. Even Chaz Bono is more of a man than Tony Romo.’
I’m Chris Paul and this was The Morning Minute.
