Tom Joyner: And now it’s time for the Celebrity Snitch Huggy Lowdown. HUGGY!
Huggy Lowdown: What’s the deal Pickles? Is everything kosher?
Tom Joyner: Yeah, everything’s kosher.
Huggy Lowdown: Oh, joy!
Tom Joyner: Huggy Lowdown.
Huggy Lowdwon: Sybil Wilkes
Sybil: Happy Friday, Hug.
Huggy Lowdown: And Jay Anthony, what up?
J. Anthony Brown: What up, Hug?
Huggy Lowdown: How are you original referees doing today on Friday of September? They’re back!
Huggy Lowdown: Did y’all see the original referees get a standing ovation at the Ravens/Brown game last night?
J. Anthony Brown: Yeah.
Huggy Lowdown: I haven’t seen Ray Lewis that happy since, you know what I’m saying?
I don’t even have to say it. I know one of those referees got them some face masks last night, all those groupies would’ve been happy to have them back.
You know they was getting some face masks, right? Cleveland Brown can’t even blame the replacement refs anymore, because they asses is gone. The Browns are zero and four. The Browns sound like they need some replacement players.
Huggy: Contender number one, the Washington Redskins pass defense.
Huggy Lowdown: The Washington Redskins pass defense, I know y’all heard this, is the worst in the NFL. Now they might need RG3 to play offense and defense.
Tom: And defense.
Huggy Lowdown: Our defenses is getting so burnt up against the Bengals, the coach should’ve gave them some penicillin.
HL: And our Quarterback, D’Angelo Hall, I don’t even call him D’Angelo no more, just Angelo, ‘cause he has no D.
HL: Contender number two, the MPA. That’s right, the National Pig Association, or Pork Association, or whatever you want to call it, for giving my mamma high blood pressure after they announced there’s going to be a shortage of pork and bacon, my mamma, Haddy G. Lowdown, ain’t been the same since hearing the shortage of pork bacon.
Sybil: Haddy G. Lowdown?
Huggy: Haddy G. Lowdown, y’all heard me.
She’s been buying bacon in the bulk like Gabourey Sidibe at a drive through window.
Sybil: Oh, God!
Huggy: Contender number three, Jay’s co-star, Ricky Smiley Show, Ray Jay.
HL: So I pictures of Floyd Mayweather, Jr. and Ray Jay, aka the Money Team, in Diamonds of Atlanta strip club, spending fifty g’s on strippers. Now I’m not raining on people’s parade for making it rain, but Ray Jay was spending, he wasn’t spending 50 g’s when Floyd was locked up, was he?
There wasn’t no sunshine on a cloudy day, it was cold outside when Mayweather was away.
Jay, you know damn well when you see headlines that say, Floyd Mayweather, Jr. and Ray Jay spend 50 g’s on strippers. That really means Floyd spent $49,500 and Ray contributed about $500 dollars.
HL: So the Money Team consists of Floyd Mayweather, Jr., the boxing empire, 50 Cent Rap Mogul vitamin water hustler, and Ray Jay, Brandy brother who knocked the boots of Kim Kardashian. Okay. That sounds like pretty good perks to me.
So you, me and Jason start our own Money Team. We might as well, instead of the Money Team call us the Scrillin’ Nilla’s.
Tom: The Scrillin’ Nilla’s.
W: I love it.
Huggy: All that time with you, Mayweather and Jay’s 50, I must be Ray Jay!
Damn! The replacement refs? Y’all are the bamas of the week, week, week. That’s right, I’m throwing a yellow flag for y’all tainting the game of football, you asinine nitwits! And you know somebody gonna give ‘em a reality show, Here Comes The Replacement Refs. Or The Replacement Refs of the NFL, or Love and the Replacement Ref. Or The Last Call for the Replacement Refs. But y’all are the bama’s of the week. And I’m Ray Jay of the Scrilla Nilla’s.
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This Week’s Celebrity Instagrams (10/15-10/21)
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1. Just a NY girl with BIG dreams....
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2. HAPPY CHILDREN=QUALITY PARENTING. We don't always see eye to eye on everything and that's normal. We're human beings. But we come together and do it right for what's important, the kids. We are not enemies, we are parents. And we are parents 1st. S/O to @monyettashaw for making Mason's bday memorable. S/O to @itscrystalsmith at home taking care of our other lil' Prince. ❤️❤️❤️ THIS IS WHAT CO-PARENTING LOOKS LIKE. #Blessed #Happy #AboveTheDrama #BiggerThanUs
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3. So happy to finally be able to share with you all that I’m the new Global Brand Ambassador for @Revlon! Follow my day on RevlonSnaps. Yay! Choose Love, Everybody! #RevlonXCiara #chooselove #ad
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4. Glam on point!!!@makeupbymotoko & @shaylinjoneshair #easybreezy @lifetimetv #beachesmovie #january2017 😘
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5. ✨True love ✨📸: @jessiemarrerophotography
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7. Today was not easy..but by the grace of God we all got through it. Words cannot express our gratitude for all of your Prayers, Positive thoughts and Support for us throughout the years. Tommy will be missed but most certainly never forgotten...And PLEASE don't ask "Where's Martin?.." he was there too...just not in this picture. Lol! God bless you all.. #LoveConquersAll #MartinShow
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9. West coast get ready for #RockyHorror. I will be live tweeting again. #letsdothetimewarpagain
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10. #THEKEYS pre order yours now ... Available everywhere #NOV22 #WeTheBest 🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑
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11. We about to ROCK at #KCABlackBall!! All for our life-changing effort to end 🌎 AIDS.
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12. Today's #SNAPJACK is brought to you by @yazzthegreatest 😂😂😂💋💋💋
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13. Damn girl you kinda old to be headed to the Go Go. You coming in at the age they leaving. LMAO
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14. Daddy daycare B-Boxin with @acewellstucker @shopraisingace
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15. #FBF Naviyd & URV "LIL MONSTERS"
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16. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE BIGGEST LEGENDS IN OUR HIPHOP HISTORY! @snoopdogg CONTINUED BLESSING AND LOVE FAMILY!!!!! REAL OG!
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17. Thank you for a beautiful night VSU! Let's do it again! #HOMECOMING
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18. Had a great time this morning with my familia Erica, Griff & Truth!!
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19. Check out my interview on @essence facebook live. #inmyownwords #nycpromo #day2
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20. #She💋 #tbt #TheCoveAtTheAtlantis #DawgPawsAndAll
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21. Bae #retailtherapy
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22. Why me and @coryhardrict got the same pose... and notee... new mouth #naked
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23. When my husband is my personal 'hype-man'! it kills me every time! 💜😂 #WHATNOW #lostfiles📷
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24. Diggy Simmons
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25. Hand full of @jacquieaiche 💙💎💍 @esnail_la 💅🏾
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26. SuperSoulers! You can watch my interview with Carl Lentz live from my Facebook page, tomorrow at 11a ET| 8a PT. #SuperSoulSunday
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27. 💋 .. When the friendship is easy like Sunday morning. ☀️
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28. Sunday mornings are the best........... hugs and cuddles with my angel
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29. #huggar16 #hellohuggars
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30. My gym is everywhere!.. #RnBMoney #TheGeneral 📸: @twelvepastseven
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31. Nothing I would rather be doing... Rocko setting up our movie, Romelō working on a puzzle & Laiyah singing and sharing all she's learning at school... I'm so grateful for the joy they've brought into my life ... Praying for peace , joy & love in the home of EVERY family ♥️ #HeadScarfPJSunday LOL 😂
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