Tom Joyner: And now it’s time for the Celebrity Snitch Huggy Lowdown. HUGGY!
Huggy Lowdown: What’s the deal Pickles? Is everything kosher?
Tom Joyner: Yeah, everything’s kosher.
Huggy Lowdown: Oh, joy!
Tom Joyner: Huggy Lowdown.
Huggy Lowdwon: Sybil Wilkes
Sybil: Happy Friday, Hug.
Huggy Lowdown: And Jay Anthony, what up?
J. Anthony Brown: What up, Hug?
Huggy Lowdown: How are you original referees doing today on Friday of September? They’re back!
Huggy Lowdown: Did y’all see the original referees get a standing ovation at the Ravens/Brown game last night?
J. Anthony Brown: Yeah.
Huggy Lowdown: I haven’t seen Ray Lewis that happy since, you know what I’m saying?
I don’t even have to say it. I know one of those referees got them some face masks last night, all those groupies would’ve been happy to have them back.
You know they was getting some face masks, right? Cleveland Brown can’t even blame the replacement refs anymore, because they asses is gone. The Browns are zero and four. The Browns sound like they need some replacement players.
Huggy: Contender number one, the Washington Redskins pass defense.
Huggy Lowdown: The Washington Redskins pass defense, I know y’all heard this, is the worst in the NFL. Now they might need RG3 to play offense and defense.
Tom: And defense.
Huggy Lowdown: Our defenses is getting so burnt up against the Bengals, the coach should’ve gave them some penicillin.
HL: And our Quarterback, D’Angelo Hall, I don’t even call him D’Angelo no more, just Angelo, ‘cause he has no D.
HL: Contender number two, the MPA. That’s right, the National Pig Association, or Pork Association, or whatever you want to call it, for giving my mamma high blood pressure after they announced there’s going to be a shortage of pork and bacon, my mamma, Haddy G. Lowdown, ain’t been the same since hearing the shortage of pork bacon.
Sybil: Haddy G. Lowdown?
Huggy: Haddy G. Lowdown, y’all heard me.
She’s been buying bacon in the bulk like Gabourey Sidibe at a drive through window.
Sybil: Oh, God!
Huggy: Contender number three, Jay’s co-star, Ricky Smiley Show, Ray Jay.
HL: So I pictures of Floyd Mayweather, Jr. and Ray Jay, aka the Money Team, in Diamonds of Atlanta strip club, spending fifty g’s on strippers. Now I’m not raining on people’s parade for making it rain, but Ray Jay was spending, he wasn’t spending 50 g’s when Floyd was locked up, was he?
There wasn’t no sunshine on a cloudy day, it was cold outside when Mayweather was away.
Jay, you know damn well when you see headlines that say, Floyd Mayweather, Jr. and Ray Jay spend 50 g’s on strippers. That really means Floyd spent $49,500 and Ray contributed about $500 dollars.
HL: So the Money Team consists of Floyd Mayweather, Jr., the boxing empire, 50 Cent Rap Mogul vitamin water hustler, and Ray Jay, Brandy brother who knocked the boots of Kim Kardashian. Okay. That sounds like pretty good perks to me.
So you, me and Jason start our own Money Team. We might as well, instead of the Money Team call us the Scrillin’ Nilla’s.
Tom: The Scrillin’ Nilla’s.
W: I love it.
Huggy: All that time with you, Mayweather and Jay’s 50, I must be Ray Jay!
Damn! The replacement refs? Y’all are the bamas of the week, week, week. That’s right, I’m throwing a yellow flag for y’all tainting the game of football, you asinine nitwits! And you know somebody gonna give ‘em a reality show, Here Comes The Replacement Refs. Or The Replacement Refs of the NFL, or Love and the Replacement Ref. Or The Last Call for the Replacement Refs. But y’all are the bama’s of the week. And I’m Ray Jay of the Scrilla Nilla’s.
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This Week’s Celebrity Instagrams (11/26-12/2)
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1. Little Legend and Puddy 😍😍😍😍
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2. "You on point Phife?" "all the time,Tip". 💥 #bannedfromnormal
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3. Vegan! The Impossible burger at Crossroads
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4. Lawrence #BeforeandAfterEpisodes 1-4: 184lbs 13% body fatEpisode 8: 196lbs 8% body fat S/O @coachdaveboxing with the works outs and @kildareriordan with the nutrition
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5. Jus haaaanngin out
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6. Meanwhile back at home in Atlanta GA someone mad they not on the 🛳. 😳
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7. No limits... Photo cred: Chris Bridges @ludacris
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8. new new
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9. Apparently my 260lbs is too much for the actual vines in the Hawaiian jungles to hold me without breaking and me falling hundreds of feet. So for safety purposes, I'm forced to swing thru #Jumanjj on wires strong enough to hold 12 adult buffaloes and 1 adult Rock. #OnSet #Jumanji #IronicallyIEatBuffaloDailyForLunch #MoreManThanNatureKnowsWhatToDoWith
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10. hey ma! 🎎#wcw 💙
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11. Surprise visit to our factories!!! #GoodAmerican #USA
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13. Peachy Keen 🔥✨⚡️
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14. If this don't look thankful I don't know what does. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. #UltraBlessed #24kMagic #SweetPotatoFly
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15. Late nights @nbcmarlon with the writers... we in here!!!
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16. There goes my baaaaaaaaabbbbyyyyy #QueenKingMagic!!! We're up to something! Ira BIG!!! Stay out our buisness -
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17. You want to win every game you play but when you come home to these faces... who cares. #ILoveYouGirls best part of my day, everyday!
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18. Steady,steady..... full size jenga.. "I got this one "???? Or do I ?
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19. Cornrows kind of day 😉@dontaysavoy2 you convinced me and I love. ❤️️
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20. #BrotherlyLove #tbt
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22. #basel #TeamLOVE @kingcombs
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23. Just introduced a special screening of @directher 's groundbreaking (must see) documentary @13thfilm with my brother @themichaelealy | @unitedblackout #blackoutblackfriday
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24. Me & Vanessa Williams giving #DuckLips #Pose on the set of #DaytimeDivas @vh1 - Coming Soon to a tv near you. Lol. - My make up done by @makeupsurgeon
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25. This picture just makes me wanna praise the Lord, you hear me!!!!!! Yes Lord brotha #TEDDYCAMPBELL What a #man !!! You are everything right on this picture husband ......... #gorgeous #stylish #classy #strong #masculine #king #sexy #debonair #gentlemenstyle And that #bible in your hand just seals the deal for me (probably cause i know that, that is what helped you become just as amazing as you look😘). While my heart and mind experiences the goodness of God at #church on Sundays, my eyes experiences the goodness of Teddy😍. Amen somebody🙌🏽. "Bless the Lord oh my soul and all that is within me bless his holy name" #myman #myhusband #goodman #blackman #dapperman #godlyman #goodfather #mybestfriend
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26. Yesterday was my mama's 53rd birthday!!!!! Got to celebrate with her all day. If this is what I have to look forward to I can't wait. Looking like a soft bucket a cocoa butter. Yaaaaaaaaaas! 😍😍😍 love you mommy!
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27. "Shout out to @PureAtlanta for getting the family right"....I'm loving this jogger. 😍😍
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28. This pic warms my heart ❤️ #myLogiebeans and aunt aunt umba @itowandabraxton 😘
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29. You will always be my baby😜. #HappyBirthdayReginae #mybaby18
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30. GC "Gods Child" Red on Red SweatSuit available now at www.MonicaApparel.com ... Take Your Crown wherever you go!! I'm pictured in a Medium... Go to the site now for other options ... cc: @trukernell
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