Morning Minute: Rohan Marley Opens up About Lauryn Hil…Kind Of

Chris Paul jokes with the crew about the Rohan Marley, Lauryn Hill, Clint Eastwood and Pope Benedict.

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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.

Rohan Marley is finally opening up about his failed relationship with Lauryn Hill. Rohan says the breakup left him heartbroken for a long time, but he’s obviously over it because now he’s engaged to a Brazilian model. But Rohan and Lauren have five kids together. So being married to Lauryn Hill was like seeing her in concert. She was always late.

Girls Gone Wild is going broke. Producer Joe Francis has filed for bankruptcy. How did this happen? Is porn any less popular? Joe Francis is the first man to lose his shirt making women lose their shirts.

Clint Eastwood is demanding that the State of California end its ban on gay marriage. But with Clint Eastwood we don’t know if he’s defending real gay people or invisible ones.

And Pope Benedict has left the building. Pope Benedict the 16 finished his last day on the job yesterday and is officially no longer the most holiest of living holy. What’s next for him? Who knows? He was approached by Jerry Jones to coach the Cowboys next season, but Pope Benedict told him that not even god can help the Dallas Cowboys.

I’m Chris Paul and this was The Morning Minute.

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